I hear of people getting in trouble for reading fic at their desks at work - but I don't have that type of job ;) I'm on my feet and it would be a little more obvious! I only read it on my tea break, and nobody noticed if I took an extra five minutes to finish the chapter.

Snotfountains are free for the taking, and I don't begrudge you being the cause of one in the slightest. :)