amarie24: (Eating/entertained Misty Knight)
Note: I wrote this last evening on my Tumblr blog on a whim. I completely pulled it outta my ass, haha. The title is exactly what you think it'll be, teehee. I hope it makes you smile & laugh, dears. Enjoy!

Dear Mr. Thor Odinson of Asgard,

Good evening, my dear pale-skinned, Viking-in-Valhalla sir. I convey my deepest wishes that this letter finds you and yours in good health. I, too, am in good health...

...Of a sort.

I understand that this letter may in fact appear to you to be unsolicited and untoward. However, you will soon learn that it is for a most urgent and dire purpose.

By courtesy of my dash, it has since come to my attention that you are expecting a third movie in your name and honor. I do confess that, years ago, I attended your first movie in theaters with ambivalence and subsequent minor enjoyment. Indeed, I left the theater with not an ounce of interest piqued in you and your world.

I confess that I did not even bother to attend your second movie in theaters. I also confess that I have managed a grand total of one time to watch it, straight-through on the device known as a DVD.

You may not have enjoyed your times in both Avengers movies, as you have been slighted as though you were a minor, insignificant character. Of a truth, you may have been so slighted that surely you have had the least lines of all the heroes present.

Thus, I understand your excitement for the upcoming Thor: Ragnarok. I do.

Truly, it does appear that, after scandalously so, so long a time, you and your story shall be done justice. It is being directed by the brilliant, criminally attractive Taika Waititi. The colors are vibrant and robust. The action is gorgeously choreographed. Hela is a worthy, most-terrifying villain. Valkyrie is, as we say, black-black-blackity-black and glorious. The stakes are dangerously high and understandable. And your brother is...present.

I am acutely pleased to inform you that I have watched the recently-released trailer perhaps no less than 10 times. Truthfully, this is the movie of yours that I intend to see in theaters with great enthusiasm and interest. And so I, too, am quite excited.

But your celebratory thunderstorms sir, are quite frankly getting out of hand.

Far, far out of hand.

I must impress upon you the dire nature of this situation: for the past week and a half, you have allowed sunshine and mostly-clear skies during the early mornings. And onward, from as early as the afternoon to as late as 8 o’clock in the evening-indeed, your fancy is quite random- your thunder rumbles, your lightening flashes, and you command the heavens to release their torrent and downpour upon Midgard, the realm that I and many, many others inhabit.

This has been the order of the days for the past week. And a half.

I and many others are quite certain that you do this not out of malice, but out of excitement. Sir, I do beg you to be considerate of us mortal Midgardians. I, for one, am most inconvenienced. I cannot wear my gorgeous white summer dress with my sky-blue flip flops. I cannot go for an evening walk. I cannot dally in the shower as I co-wash my ‘fro. I cannot abide by this fiendish humidity as it terrorizes my ‘fro.

And unfortunately, the weekly forecast for my area denotes that you shall continue this trend evermore as the summer lasts.

I am asking you, with utmost respect and sincerity, to please feel your excitement as you wish, but also to quell your penchant to summon thunderstorms as it strikes your fancy.

Please, sir. I cannot live.


Best regards,


Tl;dr: One of you Thor stans, come and get your bae and tell him to calm the hell down so I can live.

I'm Almost Done...

Saturday, July 15th, 2017 02:33 pm
amarie24: (Celebrating Tiana)
Ya'll remember when I mentioned a story's first chapter that I worked on for a whopping three years? And now I'm already done with that first chapter, but I gotta post the second chapter with it?

I am almost done with the second chapter.

I am almost done and am coming closer and closer to publishing this fic...holy freakin' shit. I can taste it...

Sometime this week...maybe even sometime tonight...

I can taste it.


--Amarie, who is falling out of her computer chair

P.S I'm feeling much better from yesterday, by the way! Thanks a ton to everyone who checked in on me! I'm well-recovered now! :D
amarie24: (Celebrating Tiana)

'CAUSE I CAN'T!! OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-falls out of computer chair & faints-

Holy Shit

Saturday, June 10th, 2017 08:16 pm
amarie24: (Celebrating Tiana)
Imma cry.

Ya'll, see...a lot of writing-a lot of good writing-is about a lot of labor of love, y'know? Long hours, long days, long nights can be poured into one, single piece of work. Sometimes you can even spend years on a thing before it's ready.

And ya'll, I...I've spent a whopping three years on a story, particularly the story's first freakin' chapter. Three years and on this day...I am done.

All done.

Holy freakin' shit, Imma cry!!! -sniffles-

Can't post it yet, tho! For this particular story, it's crucial to post both the first and second chapters together! But it's finally gonna be posted this summer! I can't wait!!

Three freakin' years, and now I am free!!!!


Airy Laundry Posted!

Tuesday, May 30th, 2017 01:39 pm
amarie24: (Casual Tiana)
Airy Laundry (3322 words) by AmarieMelody
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Captain America (Movies)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Sam Wilson/Bucky Barnes
Characters: Sam Wilson, Bucky Barnes
Additional Tags: Fluff, Angst and Hurt/Comfort, SamBucky married fic, Married Couple, Domestic Avengers, Not Captain America: Civil War (Movie) Compliant
Series: Part 3 of The WinterFalcon Marriage Chronicles

Sam watches what happens when Bucky buys a clothesline.

Note: More is coming. And soon. Hang in there.
amarie24: (Default)
Safe Café (9148 words) by AmarieMelody
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Captain America (Movies)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Sam Wilson/Steve Rogers
Characters: Sam Wilson, Steve Rogers, Darlene Wilson, Sarah Rogers
Additional Tags: Grief, Healing, coffee shop AU, Alternate Universe - No Powers, Mention of gun violence, mention of war

Sam and Steve recently lost their fathers. It is within the haven of a coffee shop that they begin to teach each other how to smile again.

Healing/coffee shop AU.

Whew! Did this for the SamSteve Gift Exchange 2017. I...don't quite feel that it's my best work, but here we go! :D
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Monica & the White Panther (7605 words) by AmarieMelody
Chapters: 1/?
Fandom: Black Panther (Comics)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Monica Lynne/T'Challa
Characters: Monica Lynne, T'Challa, Ororo Munroe, Lloyd Lynne, Jessica Lynne, Ramonda, Shuri (Marvel), James "Rhodey" Rhodes, Sam Wilson (Marvel)
Additional Tags: Wakandan!Beauty & the Beast, Beauty & the Beast AU, Enchantress!Ororo, Hurt/Comfort, Fluff, Fluff and Angst

...I'm on a slow-as-fuck roll, but I'm on a roll. LOLOL!

amarie24: (Default)
She's Someone Named Sarah (5637 words) by AmarieMelody
Chapters: 1/?
Fandom: Captain America (Movies)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Steve Rogers/Sam Wilson
Characters: Steve Rogers, Sarah Rogers, Sam Wilson, Joseph Rogers, Winifred Barnes, James "Bucky" Barnes, George Barnes
Additional Tags: Steve Rogers-centric, Sarah Rogers-centric, Kid Fic, Bittersweet kidfic, Anti-Irish discrimination, Flashbacks

Sam is the one that starts it.

“You know…if you want, we could name her after your mother. We could name her ‘Sarah’.”


In which becoming a father prompts Steve's thoughts and recollections of his mother.

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