So I played Pokemon Go! for the 1st Time Today...

Me: -managed to be outside for over 30 minutes w/this app…having some fun catching Pokemon I barely know-

Pokemon Go! App: -zings, zings, zings in my hand w/new Pokemon out & about for me to catch-

App: -zings with yet another…Slow Poke Pokemon right in front me-

Me: -goes to catch it-

App: You’re all out of Pokeballs! Get some below or walk to a Pokestop for more!” -includes an option for buying more Pokeballs for $4.99 & the next Pokestop seems pretty far away-

Me: -literally still stopped in the street, where anybody can hear me- What the hell?! I got bad aim with these jumping, howling animated animals! You want money and/or sweat for a ball? Nigga, I thought it was free, what the…


Aaaaand that is the decisive conclusion that, no matter how many years later, I am still not a Pokemon kid. It was good to walk around outside, tho!

In lighter news, today is BBQ day in my house! Mama’s making us all kinds of meat on the grill (she was lucky to find them-we’re Southern Black And Own A Chest Freezer, so all we really have a shortage of is hamburger).

She’s also made shrimp salad for the first time since I was a kid…it tastes as good as ever! ^ ^