You're All Evil

[amarie24]

Okay, everyone that's responded to my #BlackOutDay selfie? Ya'll gon' make me cry. Fuck that, ya'll have already made me cry.

Do you understand that? You've made me cry

I haven't been having an easy time of anything in a long, long while and to wake up (with yet another Monster Migraine, yay my headfucks!) and see so many positive, loving responses from my blogging friends...

...You're all evil. Make me cry happy & touched tears like that.

But yeah, I'm really, really crying here after working hard for two weeks+ to not cry at all and it's all your fault.

So as a result, there will be no Avatar: The Last Airbender deconstructions until next year. /early April Fools


--Love & Crying Amarie

Comments

[wingedbeast]

Don't tease us like that. Your A:tLA decons are like your online bacon. We'll have withdrawl symptoms!

[amarie24]

You don't wanna be teased like that? Well then, don't be so kind to me that you make me cry! This melanin got tear streaks now!

[redsixwing]

You could post more selfies instead? And then we could tell you how beautiful you are. I'm rather in awe.

Also, nuuu the deconstructions! I'll counter-hex you with deviled eggs, see if I don't! EVIL deviled eggs! D-EVIL-ed eggs!

(Also also, I have spent like an hour rolling around in beautiful #Blackout selfies on Tumblr. This is the best thing.)

[wingedbeast]

Oooh, evilly-good food thread.

I can make a fine ruben. Jewish rye bread, good corned beef, mild sourkrout, mild swiss, Russian dressing, and toast it on a pan.

[amarie24]

*stares at what you wrote* ...That's a ruben? Your ruben? That's the way you make it...?

Hgngngngnghgghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...*drools all over keyboard* Sounds sooooooooooooo delicious! GAH!

[wingedbeast]

Some people use thousand island, but Russian's been my ruben since my mother made them for me as a child.

[amarie24]

Ohhh, I've used thousand island on my salads! Never had Russian, actually, but again it sounds soooooooooo delicious!!! And d'aaaw! I bet your mother is one of the best cooks in the world! :D :D :D

[amarie24]

*MEGA BLUSH* Umm...maybe more selfies. MAYBE. A lot of the black community of Tumblr is talking about extending this all throughout the weekend (the selfies are, indeed, continuing to flow, woo!) So....MAYBE I'll put out old selfies for you guys, if I'm still not too shy.

...And curse me with deviled eggs? D-EVIL-ed eggs? You just try it, and I'll come back with a curse of homemade shrimp scampi (I can hold the garlic, if you like!). Those are fighting words. We gon' fight, Red. We gon' fight. It shall be an Agni Kai of recipes, yes it will.

[wingedbeast]

Never. Hold. The. Garlic.

[amarie24]

Okay, you speak my language. Extra garlic, then? >.>

[wingedbeast]

Garlic has two modes, "more garlic" and "out of garlic".

Few exceptions, perhaps. But, I'm willing to try garlic icecream.

[redsixwing]

Shrimp scampi! I'm not sure I can stand up to that level of deliciousness.

(And garlic is goooooood. The more the better. I may have an unholy love of all things allium.)


Hmm.. how to counter the scampi.. I better break out the big guns. I'm thinking "fruits of the forest" pie... that being plums, apricots, raisins, and peaches, in my very best butter crust. Oh yes. >;)

[amarie24]

OMFG.

So long as you take the raisins (they are the very spawns of evil to me) out, and you shall succeed in destroying me, my friend. :)

[silveradept]

There will be none of that withholding, or you will suffer the wrath of my... mac and cheese. Or possibly tuna salad. Maybe braised chicken? Anything more complex than that and I need a recipe book.

[amarie24]

You know, it's so cool that my friends threaten each other with delicious food on my blog, holy shit. So, so awesome!

And braised chicken? Once again, you made me use Google. OMG, it all looks soooooooo delicious. Silver, do you know what this means? That you make braised chicken?

That means that you are a white man that seasons chicken.

You. Season. Chicken.

You have been blessed with taste buds. Do you know how often your people LITERALLY do not season food and serve it bland? Chicken with no seasoning other than the Pam cooking spray. Ahh, you have been blessed.

[silveradept]

I have not very sensitive taste buds, because I usually need to season heavily to taste.

But I did learn that salt and pepper are just standard things, unless you're doing something that specifically needs something else.

[amarie24]

But STILL. You. Season. Food.

You, sir, are a blessing to white people's food everywhere. Like, do you even KNOW how special you are?!

[redsixwing]

...waitwait.

People DON'T SEASON CHICKEN?

At least some salt and tarragon...?

No?

D:

[amarie24]

White people, Red.

White people.

I have seen the true face of evil & hell from Tumblr.

Yes, white people serve unseasoned chicken (or fish, or steak) and think that's what you call true love. Yes, it is true.

That's why I say Silver's humanity is saved.

[wingedbeast]

New food I just figured out to cook and threaten with.

Chicken&pineapple fried rice.

I cooked rice in chicken broth instead of water, with a tablespoon of vegetable oil, and a teaspoon of garlic powder (would have used garlic salt but didn't have it).

Then, I took a pan, poured in some olive oil, through on a forkfull of crushed garlic, then threw in pineapple chunks. I gave the pineapple a little time to cook (so I could come as close as I could to getting those fruitsugars to caramelize), then added chicken (one of the things I love about fried rice in general is the power of leftovers, so I used precooked chicken)

Next, I added some cabbage and carrots (from a coleslaw mix bag for ease). Gave that a moment to cook and soften up.

Then I cracked some eggs and stirfried those into the mix. After giving them a little time to cook, I finished off with stirfrying the rice in a bit at a time.

I am actually proud of that. I have a grain, a vegetable, a fruit, and two forms of protein all in one meal that is... okay not so visually appealing, but quite tasty, especially since I really like pineapple.

If we ever get together for an evil pot luck, I think that might be what I do.

[amarie24]

D.E.L.I.C.I.O.U.S.

Emphasis on the pineapple, too!!!!! Also, I've never heard of a coleslaw mix bag before...or maybe I've seen it before, but never knew what it was...:O

[wingedbeast]

It's just cut cabbage (the inner leaves, so the sweeter ones and very good for texture) and cut carrots. I can cut the carrots myself, but probably not the cabbage.

[amarie24]

Ohhh, so that's all that is. :O

Also, Beast? You're a white guy that seasons chicken, right? Do you do that?

[pebblerocker]

Awww! I sort of think someone as beautiful as you doesn't need anyone on the other side of the world telling her she's beautiful because damn, she sees herself in the mirror every day, she should know already.

But we do all think you're really beautiful!

[amarie24]

*MEGA BLUSHING ALL OVER THE PLACE* Aww, thank you, Pebble! You are oh-so kind to me! :D :D :D