Conversations w/Mommy

[amarie24]

-Me, after watching a few clips of Maleficient, with Angelina Jolie-: Hey, Mommy...?

Mommy: Hmm?

Me: If you put a Sleeping Beauty curse on me and eventually regretted it, would you give me True Love's Kiss to wake me up from it?

Mommy: ...God, no. I'd leave you sleeping right there so I can finally have some peace and quiet.

Me: Mama. Are you quite serious?

Mommy: I'll wake you up when I'm ready.



Ya'll. -hangs head-

Comments

[wingedbeast]

Yeah, that's the thing. Malificent isn't Aurora's mother.

There are other issues with that movie, I'm given to understand... *considers checking if it's on Netflix*

[amarie24]

-nods- Oh, yeah I knew that! But from the clips I've seen on YouTube, I kinda...get the impression that the film is trying to sell us on a mother/daughter relationship. I dunno if they succeeded, though.

But we all know now how my mother would react if I were under a Sleeping Beauty spell. Can you believe it?!

[wingedbeast]

Having gotten a glimpse at parenthood as my sister makes it worse, yes. Yes, I can.

[amarie24]

Nyahahahahahahahahaa!!!! -ROFL-

[wingedbeast]

Makes it work... makes it work. I meant makes it work.

*glares at keyboard*

[amarie24]

Ooooooh, okay! I understand, now! No worries, Beast-at least I got a good laugh out of it...and I'm still kinda laughing anyway, teehee!