Y'know...

[amarie24]

This looks like a beautiful, beautiful morning for a walk. Nice, bright, sunny, and not too hot!

Too bad Mommy threw my only exercise shoes away just because they have giant holes in them even though I can walk with them just fine.

I mean, really. How often does one come across a rusty nail on their morning power walks, huh? Huh? :(

And she ain't even wasted time adding to the trash, either. Already, my beloved walking shoes have egg shells, grease, freakin laundry-fuzz from the dryer (ya'll know what I'm talking about), and empty tea packets on them.

This is so unfair.

-sniffles and sobs-


--Amarie


Note: I'm posting this in a funny/ironic tone. Sorry if I confused anybody! Amarie's actually getting brand new, spankin' Sketchers, too! :D

Comments

[alexseanchai]

...wat

That's the sort of thing one Does Not Do without (1) consent of the property owner (2) a replacement waiting in the wings. Ugh.

[amarie24]

Oh shit, Alex! I'm so sorry-I'm actually joking/being ironic here! My mom and I actually talked about it-the holes are huge and in the soles. I been needing new exercise shoes for a while, now!

And she's getting me some brand new, spankin' Sketchers as a replacement, actually! So sorry for the confusion!!!

[alexseanchai]

I totally failed to parse that. /o\

Okay, glad it's working out with new shoes and all :)

[amarie24]

No, no, it's my fault-I totally failed to convey that. No harm done, friend! :D

[alexseanchai]

:)

[silveradept]

Honey, those soles had no soul left. Best to let them go.

(Yay for the new sneakers, long may they pound pavement.)

[amarie24]

...Just because you made a hilarious pun doesn't mean that I appreciate you being a traitor and siding with my mother.

The soles had a soul. It just...left. To a better place.

(And, yeah! If it's Sketchers, then it's bound to hold up for a long, long time! :D )

[silveradept]

I can work with that.