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[amarie24]

...Which one a'ya'll wanna go to nursing school on Monday for me? I be so nervous that my afro being sprinin' out of place with the nervous energy.

Ya'll be alright. Just, like...cram the anatomy & physiology and microbiology books over the weekend. Don't be afraid of learning different needle lengths and, yes, most of the mannequins you gon' work on will be indistinguishable white men (kinda like the White House, y'know?).

Ya'll could do it.

Anybody love Amarie? Any volunteers?

Monday, 8AM. That's all I'm asking; that's all you gotta do.



--Amarie

Comments

[alexseanchai]

most of the mannequins you gon' work on will be indistinguishable white men (kinda like the White House, y'know?)

oooo I get to poke White House gentlefolks with needles on the "doll = person" witchy principle? I'm in :P



you got this, Amarie, I know you do

[amarie24]

Yes, you do indeedy! In fact, there are different-sized needles* that you can use on those motherfuckers! You can go hog wild, my friend. Just go hog wild. ;)

*Needles are different sizes for use depending on what you're doing at the time. For example, you would use a longer needle when drawing blood from someone with deep, deep veins (like me) so you get the best shot at breaching the vein.

A shorter needle would prolly be used for a subcutaneous injection (AKA shooting someone in some adipose (fat) tissue, like that lil bit of flab everyone has on the back of their arm) because the medicine that's injected in that way can get to where it needs to go faster through that fatty tissue than, say, through muscles.

And thank you, Alex...thank you. -hugs-

[alexseanchai]

*hugs*

You got this.

[amarie24]

-nods nervously- Imma do my best to remember that...the absolute best I can...

[wingedbeast]

I don't know, do you want to be the only student there with a cheering section?

[amarie24]

...You are making me blush and 1.) you can't even see it and 2.) it's too damn hot for blushing.

So you shush, lest I blush more.

[pebblerocker]

*HUGGLES*

I know you can do it! Come back and tell us how it went!

[amarie24]

-huggles back tightly- Thankies much, Pebbles! I'll do my best to come back & tell you all about it! :D :D

[silveradept]

You're going to rock it. That afro is going to make your brain electric.

[amarie24]

D'aaaw, thank you, Silver! Thank you!

Although, uhh...as of right now? I done put twists in my hair that Imma undo soon. So the "afro" is actually the "twists" right now, LOLOLOLOL! :P

But thankies! I do imagine that most of my intelligence does indeed come from my afro, haha!

[silveradept]

Oh okay, so it's concentrated power, then.

[amarie24]

BUWAHAHAHAHAA! That literally made me burst out laughing, OMFG!!!

Yeah, I guess you could say that, teehee! It's coming upon the hour for me to take them apart so they go poof! Nyahahahaha!

[silveradept]

Ooh, we're going to hear some thunder rumble when you let loose all the lightning on your hair. That nursing program won't know what hit it.

[amarie24]

D'aaw, thank you!

But, actually, umm...that comes with caveats, too. Like...I'm still not taking it out for a few more hours, but I...don't know if Imma like it/if it'll look the way I want it to. If it doesn't, then I'm just gonna come it out and have my afro back. : /

But if it does?! Then definitely let the thunder rumble loose! -SQUEE!-